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Name: Amen
Birthday: 3/18/1988
Gender: Female


Interests: Well let's see...I like to talk (a lot), walk (especially while talking), listen to music and dance like a crazy ardvark, and color in my coloring book (very relaxing...) Oh yeah, I like playing cymbals (NOT!) Oh but this is a real one, I REALLY REALLY like orange and brightness and CORNY JOKES! AHHHH I REALLY LOVE CORNY JOKES!!!!! So leave me some corny jokes.
Expertise: Hmmmm....I'm REALLY good at annoying people...yup....REALLY REALLY good at it. So if you need a hitman, only a hitwoman...that doesn't hit (hmmm..this might not work but I'll try it), to annoy someone, I am SO your girl. Oh I'm good at dancing like a crazy ardvark too....(but this is not done publicly because it's so crazily cool)
Occupation: Student


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Member Since: 3/31/2005

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Sunday, April 30, 2006

*Edit*

WHAT?  Polar bears and penguins don't even get to meet each other...

I'm practicing for Anartica...

I'm going to FAIL...

Just one?  NO...

You are so needy...

Connect the dots...

Beware of the evil duck...

Finger pistols, UGH...

WHATever..

Cherry trees can grow in my stomach!  NO WONDER I've been so sick!...

The evil cherry seed dictator is taking away my apetite...

I want to live in a tower...surrounded by normalness.  THAT is absurd...

It's been two hours. BYE...

Oh dear goodness.  It's another one of those stupid video things...

One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb a war...

But it has an ear in it...

Kooka kooka...that's the sound an ostrich makes...

Ostracize...ostrich size?...

Cleffy...so wonderful ..

It's the reward system...

The boy fish goes pshew and the girl fish goes pshew and then BAM babies...

You're a towel *chuckle* What?...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah <A lot of that

 <A lot of that too

Howling monkeys?  But they're sooooo annoying...

The leaf...wonderous...

You sound funny when you chew on your pen *incoherent mumble* Exactly...

Mmmmmmm....

I can match too...see everything is black...

Awww snap, my gum is stuck to my pen now ...

Sledding...

Snowball fighting...

Studying...

*SIGH*...head shake...

OH oh oh oh oh OH...guess what!?!?!..you didn't even try to guess ...

"Negative" oh yay...

Med schooling...

Skip a day, I don't talk to you...

You are distracting me...

The current man...

Ugly Mr. Peanut...

Spell it with a ch and it would be spiffy...

Ballroom dancing...

My jokes ARE funny...

Your eyes...

Scissors just look better with string around them...

I WIN...

Aardvark...yes one would scare me in real life, but it has two "a"s!...

I didn't know where Pakistan was...I thought it was part of the Soviet Union or something...

Fo realz...

You can't be gansta like me...

I'll bring you a camel back...a camelback?...

My nose ...

Br

ok

en

?

And yes, cheese is very delightful.

Love. Finish the rest.

 


Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Once upon a time on March 18, 1988 a cute little stork dropped a silly willy brown girl onto the porch steps of a mommy and daddy.  On March 18, 2006 this brown girl turned the big 18...

MY BIRTHDAY...A PICTORAL STORY


Um my mommy was trying to do somethinig creative with the inside border thing...um obviously it didn't really work out too well...but it was/is oodles of yummyness!!! (ORANGE!!!!!)

On her birthday the silly willy brown girl's parents decided to take her to The Marketplace.  They invited her lovely amazing incredible yayness uncle and aunt tooooo! 

 The silly willy brown girl's uncle was taking the picture but not to fear my dears!  You scroll down and you will see his beautiful (in my mind adopted because he looks nothing like my dad aka his brother) face!

YAY for oozy woozy chocolatey desserts and birthday wishes and stuff!

 YAY for candles and fire (sort of)!

 OH OH OH...there is my lovely uncle with my lovely aunt who is in the middle of speaaaaaaking. 

After a grand ole time at The Marketplace the silly willy brown girl's aunt and uncle said TOODLES and the silly willy brown girl went home to cut cake with her mommy and daddy and sisterness.

 Before the fun begins!

 Awww and we seem so happy

My daddy is the lovliest man on the face of the planet...yes he is much much MUCH better than your daddy

 I am attempting to strangle my mother...shhhh my secret plan was a large FAILURE...ohhhhh well...I guess I love her enough to keep her around a while longer

DAAAAAAAAADDY!

I'm an acrobat!!!!...I balance myself on two couches...

Looky looky!  It's my rooooooooooomness...more like my sister and my roooooooooomness...it's all BLAH and stuff but that's okay!

 

THE END

Oh and I thought I'd provide you with a comparison of how much I've grown in the past three years...

I was like...a midget or something

 

 

 


Monday, February 20, 2006

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HOOOOOOORAY FOOOOOOOOOR SNOOOOOOOOOOW! 
Oh how beautiful it is!  The whiteness and the powderyness and how cold it is and how it makes perfect little balls and how quiet and serene *sigh*  SNOW = AMAZING X BAJILLION SQUARED


^SOOOOOOO Pretty

 

Oh soooooo long since I was here last....

VALENTINE'S DAY!  Yippity skippity doooooo daaaaaaaa!!!!  I stamped all of my valentines with pretty valentine day hearts and if you didn't get one you're STILL my valentine because I'm SURE that you're absolutely LOVELY!  YAY!!!!!

 

Schoooooooooolarship deadlines = MET!  And the results = good so far   Wippity womp de dooooooo daaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! 

 

AAAAAAAARDVARKS still = AMAZING


FUDGE FUDGE FUDGE FUDGE...I LOVE FUDGE!!!!

 

Monkeys are scary sort of...especially in Jumanji... = me watching the movie (espeically the monkeys)

 

Just because you're getting milk from a cow at home doesn't mean you shouldn't get keep a stock of powdered milk in your cabinet!!!  (DUH)

Fi Fo fooooooo FUUUUUUUUUUM
I want to eat that DRUM
(of chocolate)
^Nice rhyme...yeah I know...I = amazing poet

 

 

A box of crayons (EsPeCiAlLy the BIG box) is like the best present a girl could get...of course NO ONE thinks to give anyone a BIG box of crayons...


^ I think the photographer truly captures the ESSENCE of the crayon box and its greatness

DAISIES DAISIES DAISIES DAISIES

You make my liver wiggle and giggle and shake!!!!
+  = my liver on you!!

 

 



Saturday, January 28, 2006

OH YAY!  It's piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicture time!  These pictures are from our OTHER eid that we just had and it was grand.  Oh yippe skippe tipple a doo!  ENJOYNESS!!!


Awww it's my two Aishas!  The big Aisha (8) and the little Aisha (3).  Oh boy do I love children...especially little children wearing bright Pakistani clothes (not in a freaky way though)

 


Awwww it's my favorite shezadi (princess) and me at our "before Eid" singing and dancing party!  I'm not exactly sure what we're doing...must have gotten high on curry or something .  Something like a pointy thumbs up sillyness thing.  (Look she's wearing orange *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK*!!!!!! + it's Pakistani *DOUBLE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK)

 


OH look at us crazy Paki women and children playing our crazy Paki drum and singing our crazy Paki songs and clapping our crazy Paki hands...I am definitely playing the spoon...yup, A-plus keepin the beat alive by hitting the dholki (the drum thingy) with the spoon

 


That is my ever so wonderful, beautiful times a million pounds of adorable sister Ifrah!

 


Awww it's my BABIES!!! From left to right, Humad (5), Inshera (2), Aisha (3), Hunna (3), and Abraheem (4).  I love them ever so much but they're ever so hard to photograph...they never actually understand, "Look at the camera!"  Hehehe children are so precious...I'm especially biased towards these ones

 


Me dancing like a crazy Paki aardvark with Maria Baji (pink) and Annie Baji (red and blue)...oh how I love dancing..oodles and oodles of love it

 


Me in our home after the party...whelpie balepidi doo da hwwwwwo!

 


Awww my sissy and me!  I wuv her ever so much

 


Awww my mommy and me!  I wuv her ever so much too! 

 


Awww and now it's ACTUALLY EID!  YAY!  Look at my adorable kids...oh wow, such amazing adorableness can exist no where on the planet...my Paki babies .  Humad is on the very left and his sister his Hunna on the very right.  The three in the middle are brother and sister, from left to right Nauman (the prodigy kid), Zen (the darling child that seems to be drunk/high ALL the time), and Aisha (my shezadi!). 

 


Awwww it's them again!  Only now we added Haya to the left (she's only 9 months and look at the cuteness of her Paki outfitness *awwwww*). 

 


Hehehehe, they make my heart do the chicken dance

 


It's all the men folks (I didn't forget them this time!). My daddy is sitting on the couch 2nd one on the left...he is ever so grand...just like a bowl of jello with mango slices in it .

 


It's me and my Uzma!  She is ever so ditzy and it makes me chuckle...A LOT

 


Awwww it's me and Uzma with Haleema on the left. She was visiting her future sister-in-law...she's 18 and already engaged...wow, what a brave one

 


TA DA!  It's all the women folk! 

 

And there you have it my buddy baloody doooooooooooos...it's Eid 2006 the Paki way...YAY!  (Oh man I'm such an AMAZING rhymer )

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
Zip-a-dee-eh
My oh my what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine in my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
Zip-a-dee-eh

Mr Bluebird's on my shoulder
It's the truth, it's actual
Everything is satisfactual

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
Zip-a-dee-eh
Wonderful feeling
Wonderful day

^I adore this song.  *sigh* If I could have it play around me everywhere I went, my existence on the planet would improve by a bajillion points .

 

You make my spleen gleen!  Hahahaha, pulling out the rhymes today, eh? 
 +  = My spleen on you!!!

 


Sunday, January 22, 2006

WHELPERS...it's been ever so long but not to worry my buddy li doolity doos!!!

 

Oh flava flava flava
Add some flava to the mix
Oh sava sava sava
Sava the flava mix
^That is my latest "A-plus" (yo yo) rap...I think my gangsta qualities are budding  Right....

 

FAIRY HOP!  FAIRY HOP!  FAIRY HOP! 
(*flap wings and hop on one foot...preferably the right*)
Come on!  All the fairies are doing it! 
(Yes sillyheads there can be guy fairies too!)

 

Horses go neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeigh....
but then, what noises do zebras make ?

 

We SHOULD have gangs at our school.   Oh NO NO NO sillyheads...not gangs with guns and what not!    We should have happy gangs!    And they should have glitter and confetti  and should wear BRIGHT colorful clothes...OH OH OH and whenever they have some gang rivalry fight to see who's the coolest of them alls...they should throw glitter and confetti  at each other and whoever gets overwhelmed and runs away loses!  Oh wowsners...it would be grand!!!  Their names could be the "Fairy Muffins" and the "Orange Smilies". WOW...I'm sure our school would be ever so much more of cheerful.  YAY!!!!  Or perhaps that would just be too sickingly happy for some ppl and the drop out rates would increase....OH WELLNESS

 

Without you, there'd be no sun in my sky
There would be no love in my life
There'd be no world left for me
And I, oh Baby, I don't know what I would do
I'd be lost if I lost you
If you ever leave
Baby, you would take away everything real in my life
And tell me now
How do I live without you
I want to know
How do I breathe without you
If you ever go
How do I ever, ever survive
How do I
How do I
Oh, how do I live
^Awwww now if that is not just the sweetest thing .

 

I love Beloved.  It reminds me of the jiggliness of jello...which is amazing. 

*Hmmmm could you swim through a pool of jello? 

 

OKAY OKAY OKAY...FUNNY JOKE TIME!!!!!
What is the cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *BREATHE* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *OMGOMGOMG* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *BREATHE BREATHE BREATHE* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*SNORT* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh
WOW is that funny!

 

You make my fingernails line dance!
 +  = My fingernails on you! 



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